Have you seen the book John Vorhaus wrote for me? The Comic Toolbox: How to Be Funny Even If You're Not (I wonder if he knows where I live, too. Spooky.) But, ya know the great thing about being a writer? I can be funny even when I'm not. As a writer, I have these fantastic tools called "delete" and "time". When I use them correctly, even I seem funny. I love being a writer!